Is it just me? Or is the inevitable gruesome death of Britney Spears a clear sign of the apocalypse? And back in those "Dirty" days who would have suspected Christina Aguilera would emerge from the battle of the pop stars with the most class... and we suspect she'll manage to retain custody of her kids when she has them. Unlike Ms. Britney... who loses custody to.... K-Fed? K-fed in an eye patch no less! Pirate K-Fed, now with parenting powers!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/03/britneyspears.custody.ap/index.html